[On being honest with the woman with whom you’re cheating on your wife]
“Little girls want pretty things and pretty smells and to be cuddled and kissed — but most of all, they want to be wives….
You can’t really blame her. Here you are, one of the world’s most sensuous men, holding her in your arms, telling her beautiful things, kissing her, fondling her, driving her out of her mind! After that kind of treatment, do you expect her to ‘understand’ that you have to go home to your nagging old wife? Forget it. She wants you, you! So if you want to keep her (and keep her happy), you’re going to have to be a combination of Casanova, Paul Newman, and Winston Churchill.
The rule here, as it is so often in sexual matters, is honesty.”
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So, to keep your piece, you have to be a librarian with VD, a salad dressing magnate, and a British bulldog with a loose mother? Good luck with that.
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