Wow. The final season of “The Wire” sure got weird.
(Image via Retronaut. Thanks to Jim A. for the suggestion!)
Happy New Year, my dearest (and perhaps drunkest) ducklings!
Thank you so much for following Hersteria! The next year will bring out even more old-fashioned advice and oddities, and the return of the Hersteria Hussy of the Month! Stay tuned!
(image via Bobbins and Bombshells)
Hello, my darlings! Stuck for a last-minute gift? Last year’s Hersteria holiday gift guide saved many folks who found themselves in a present-buying pickle. This year I’ve found even more gifts that are bound to please even the crabbiest Scrooge on your list.
For more of that pampered, “fresh from a bath house” feeling, consider the Vibrafinger “gum massager“!
No hair? No problem! Even women with alopecia will enjoy bathing their scalp in hot air with this hairdryer.
Macho smells so manly that a phallic bottle was just obvious.
We know now much kicking your man does in a day. That’s why we endorse these slacks, featuring an EXCLUSIVE CROTCH GUSSET.
Gifts that Keep on Giving
You’d think Bust Cream would be just for the ladies, but YOU WOULD BE WRONG. Bust Cream can be also used as Food, making it a great gift for any couple (or hungry person) on your shopping list.
Chick History recommended this Akai video recording system. And since it comes with an invitation from a Penthouse Pet to attend a video taping session with them (?!), it truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
Well! I’m a little confused with the Robin Hood outfit, but no matter. “She took the cash, stayed home” is my new motto.
(image via 16 Stone Vintage)
Happy Halloween to my wonderful readers!
It’s that time once again! And what’s that? You’re stuck for a last-minute costume? Well, since last year’s crop of Hersteria Halloween costume suggestions were such a success, I’ve decided to bestow my help once again. Take a look at these fine ideas for a spook-tacular (yet modest!) outfit.
Well, look at what we have here! Why, it’s (from left) a Sexy Disfigured Latin Fellow, a Sexy Goggle-Eyed Inn-Keeper, a Sexy Gertrude Stein, and that favorite among the children – Mystery Forest Ranger!
Who says you have to buy an expensive costume? Make this clever costume by wearing a stocking on your head, attaching felt circles to your cheeks, stuffing your bosom so it’s comically large, and finally adding a simple hat made of flowers and a large witch. Scary AND economical!
Here Gladys helpfully poses with the latest in Halloween fashion: on the left, a screaming cat shift; on the right, a pirate vest with, of course, a shoulder owl (as all pirates do). Both are worn over a hula skirt.
Be the life of the party as Baghead Billy Joel!
Of course, we would not omit the fellows in our costume party! Here, Wendell shows that he too can be the cock of the walk.
And finally, a delightful couples’ costume! I recommend the clever (but mildly uncomfortable) Sir Phoneface, accompanied by his lovely wife, Ma Bell.
At one point or another, all children should be taught the difference between trustworthy and untrustworthy people. But how can you tell between the two? Well, Budget Raygun found this delightfully confusing pamphlet about good people vs. bad people vs…. bad animals.
It sure would be nice to paste in pictures of your real mother and daddy… if only daddy hadn’t gone out for smokes a year ago.
Okay, sure. Sound advice, right? Children shouldn’t go off with strangers into sheds…
… and, um, strange squirrels. [Insert requisite nut joke here.]
As brought to you by the Harry J. Will Funeral Home! Goodnight, kids!
(Thanks to Anne H. for the tip!)